If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.
Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?
Optimism is lack of information.
God created women beautiful – so that men can love them – and stupid – so that they can love men.
A real man is one who remembers the lady’s birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, – is her husband.
When you get married, you’ll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.
A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.
Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.
Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.
Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what’s more important: family or everything.
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.
If a woman walks with her head down – she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly up – she has a lover! If a woman carries her head straight – she has a lover! And actually, if a woman has a head, she has a
lover!
You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.
Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.
Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long.
It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren’t ashamed of the wealth.
I had enough brain to live a stupid life.
All my life I’ve swam in the loo butterfly style.
I’ve been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.
It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn’t know what is useful for him.
Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide…And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.
My fortune is in the fact that I don’t need it.
Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.
Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.
Women critics are amazons in climax.
