No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
I was educated once – it took me years to get over it.
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn’t want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.
If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he’s down, A little more “We”, A little less “I”, A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.
Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.
Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.
To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it’s that they know so many things that just aren’t so.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.
