R. K. Milholland Quotes

We all have a few failures under our belt. It’s what makes us ready for the successes.

Success only hurts the first time.

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn’t your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren’t distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.

Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it’s not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn’t match what you dreamed it would be.

It’s not a matter of whether or not someone’s watching over you. It’s just a question of their intentions.

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend’s love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.


Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you’d rather be lazy and dead sooner.

That’s the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

There are people I know who won’t hurt me. I call them corpses.

Ed Wood served a great purpose – mainly making writers feel better about their work.

The shortest verse in the Bible is ‘Jesus wept.’ The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that’s perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

People age even when you’re not looking.

Friendship is being there when someone’s feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.