I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
I call everyone ‘Darling’ because I can’t remember their names.
I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash
I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.
Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.