I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole.”
Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?
You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo… ‘Cause you’re only given a little spark of madness… and if you lose that, you’re nothing
Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
Life is fleeting. And if you’re ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day… make a wish and think of me.
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
And some people say Jesus wasn’t Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father’s business, his mom thought he was God’s gift, he’s Jewish! Give it up!
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: “You’ve just killed a small animal. It’s time for a light beer.” Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, “It’s 5:00 in the morning. You’ve just pissed on a dumpster. It’s Miller time.”
